"I'm sick of that. Let's be from Vermont. And let's have an emerging maple syrup conglomerate."
"Wait, that's stupid. We don't know anything about maple syrup."
"I happen to know everything there is to know about maple syrup! I love maple syrup. I love maple syrup on pancakes. I love it on pizza. And I take maple syrup and put a little bit in my hair when I've had a rough week. What do you think holds it up, slick?"