#21.4: Letters to a Soldier: duck dynasty edition

This is pretty much the most amazing theme care packages ever (I might be a little biased, but lets just ignore that for now while I revel in my genius).

 I present to you.......... 
YOU TOLD ME TO BRING STUFF. STUFF IS A VERY BROAD TERM. ~SI

I covered the inside of the boxes with camo duck tape and filled it to the top with some wicked awesome goodies like
  • "Duck Dynasty makes me HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY" ~Phil, Duck Dynasty Season 1
  • "If you put camouflage on anything it automatically makes it cool" ~Jace, camo cupcakes
  • "Fear the Beard" costume beards
  • "Help me! I falled and I dropped my tea" ~Si, tea bags
  • "Eatin' squirrel brains is where you get your smarts" ~Miss Kay, "squirrel" summer sausage
  • "If you are too busy to hunt ducks, then you are too busy" ~Jace, nerf guns with rubber duck targets
  • "So now that I have my permit, I know I can't eat a donut and keep my hands at 10 & 2" chocolate covered donuts
  • Miss Kay's famous 'Porduckin'  


Miss Kay's 'Porduckin' is a duck stuffed in a chicken, stuffed in a turkey, stuffed in a pig. A Robertson favorite at the holidays. I made a 'Porduckin' that could survive the trip overseas without getting moldy. Jen's Porduckin recipe is:
I pretty much killed myself on setting the bar too high on this one......if I do say so myself. And yes, I am humble when I have revelations such as this one.

 And a little quote shrine to Duck Dynasty, a few of my favorites!


 "Pretty tires are for sissy rednecks!" ~Si

 "First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty guns...next thing you know, you're shaving' your beard and wearing' Capri pants." ~Si

 "When you don't know what you're doing, its best to do it quickly." ~ Jace

 "The number one rule is.....there are no rules." ~Jace

 "HAPPY, HAPPY HAPPY!" ~Phil

 "JACK" ~ Si

 And my all time favorite.....

 "To see grown men chasing chickens around the subdivision......I'd say America is makin' a comeback." ~Phil

Comments

  1. TiffanyWednesday, March 06, 2013

    Um...this is awesome. Seriously, awesome. And I absolutely love the chicken comment. LOL.

    ~Tiffany

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  2. AnonymousWednesday, March 06, 2013

    This is amazing!! I don't watch the show and I can still fully appreciate everything you just said, so you know it's a winner.

    Well done!! Interestingly, I attended a seminar this morning titled "Letting Go of Stuff", and the presenter defined the word "stuff": a matter of a paricular kind yet unspecified. Pretty much exactly what Si said.

    -Amy

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  3. AnonymousMonday, August 12, 2013

    MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOMEONE SEND MY TEAM AND I SOME DUCK DYNASTY CARE PACKAGES TO AFGHANISTAN WHERE WE ARE DEPLOYED.

    B. Company, 15 BSB
    FOB Fenty
    APO AE 09310



    Here is the list of the soldiers in my section,





    CPT WYCHE DAVID MEDIUM

    1SG WOODLEY CARL LARGE

    1LT MCARDLE CAITLIN MEDIUM

    SSG MINES LYNELL LARGE

    SGT MILLER ANTHONY LARGE

    SGT YOUNG ROBERT LARGE

    SPC VAAGE DUSTIN LARGE

    SPC SIZELOVE CARY LARGE

    SPC OSMON ANGELIQUE MEDIUM

    SPC HAYES DEMORRIO LARGE





    I included there sizes just in case.



    I didn't tell any of these people that they would receive a care package just in case it doesn't happen.





    You can also find our address on face book under 15th BSB, 2nd BCT, 1CAV B company at fob fenty

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